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PollenNancy P.
Alert erted 11:04pm
Composed on 10/3/2010 

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One night I was quite frustrated with an update from the bank about some alert rubbish that came to me on the computer. I was fascinated by how many times this alert message used the word alert. In the end it was complete crap, (you know what I mean?) but it did inspire this complete load of rubbish for you to read just now. A robotic kind of thing I guess.